MILLENIAL
MEDITATIONS
© Derek Bickerton April 2005
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OVERTURE
20th
century
too wild and
ventury:
21st
yet more accursed
ALIENATION
we three, we’re
not a crowd
we’re not even
company
my modem
my condom
and me
CHILDHOOD
Mark larks in the
park
A dark stran-ger
makes Mark his mark
He takes Mark
into the dark
Hark!
A squawk?
The stran-ger
needs ther-a-py
CITIZENSHIP
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
your gated
community’s under attack
so jump in the
jacuzzi with your Uzi, Jack
DIVERSITY
downtown
limo with jacuzzi
glides by soup
kitchen
ECOLOGY
whichever way you
cut it
6 billion
big mammals ion
the hoof
is way too many
for any planet
GENTILITY
we flee
harsh words
what’s heard
must be
bleached out
dumbed down
we frown
on doubt
honesty
cracks ice
in the pool
of our fool’s
paradise
INDIVIDUALITY
frantic little
ego
twittering in the
dark
don’t know what
to call you
but you’re mighty
like a quark
MATURITY
Herded in Homes,
abandoned by their own,
The Twilight
Years become the Twilight Zone.
MORTALITY
emergency
vehicles
howl like wounded
beasts
in the night
while I invoke
blander scenarios
for my own fate
PARANOIA
un tren peut
cacher un autre
e pericoloso
sporgersi
objects in the
mirror are closer than they seem
RADICALISM
the flat tax
flags
faxes are flying
go Pat go
fags kikes and
wetbacks
fucked up our buying
power
whack them Pat
in Jesus’ name
RELIGION
put Christ on a
perch
then left him in
the lurch
adoring schism
abhorring jizzom
REPRODUCTION
catch a falling
sperm-count
plug an ozone
pocket
save us for
another day
(what for?)
SEMIIDIOTICS
polyglot polymath
flaco y seco
sly as a gecko
lurks little Sir Eco
SOCIETY
Humpty Dumpty
humped and dumped
in public as in private
Billy Bennett
swore the culture
never could survive it
SPORT
proxy jocks
spend big bucks
on stadium boxes
where they suck
to big blacks
they wouldn’t
otherwise
give a fuck for
TECHNOLOGY
in times of
ziploc and velcro
where are the
ties that bind?
TELECOMMUNICATIONS
messages fly out
by phone, fax,
e-mail
all say the same
help me I’m
lonely
nothing makes up
for
the death of the
tribe
FINALE
the 21st
may not be the
worst
from what I’ve
reckoned
count on the 22nd